Free Business Ideas
Given the relative success of Dairy Queen, I present to you a couple of ideas for other businesses that may take off. I'm not really sure why these haven't been thought of sooner...
Vegetable King - A fast food type place where you can get cut up sticks of celery, baby carrots and other Crudités. Mmmm. Look out Burger King. By the way, why the hell have we as Americans agreed to use the word Crudités? It's really not necessary to dress up "raw vegetables." Veggies and Dip sounds cool and everyone knows what you're talking about. And in this post-9/11 world we live in, shouldn't we be calling them Freedom Veggies anyway?
...and my favorite:
Meat Jester - This could be something totally off the wall. Something you would expect from a Jester. Maybe home delivered salami. You'd wake up, go to the front door and as you bend over to pick up the newspaper, you'd get beamed in the head with a salami thrown from the Meat Jester himself. He'd be wearing a Jester's outfit and he would laugh, do a little dance, and point at you. You'd wave and yell "Thanks Meat Jester!"
Vegetable King - A fast food type place where you can get cut up sticks of celery, baby carrots and other Crudités. Mmmm. Look out Burger King. By the way, why the hell have we as Americans agreed to use the word Crudités? It's really not necessary to dress up "raw vegetables." Veggies and Dip sounds cool and everyone knows what you're talking about. And in this post-9/11 world we live in, shouldn't we be calling them Freedom Veggies anyway?
...and my favorite:
Meat Jester - This could be something totally off the wall. Something you would expect from a Jester. Maybe home delivered salami. You'd wake up, go to the front door and as you bend over to pick up the newspaper, you'd get beamed in the head with a salami thrown from the Meat Jester himself. He'd be wearing a Jester's outfit and he would laugh, do a little dance, and point at you. You'd wave and yell "Thanks Meat Jester!"
posted by Jon at
10:54 PM
2 Comments:
Don't F with the DQ, man.
By
Audrey, At
7:56 AM
I can't say that I'm surprised that you'd want someone to throw meat at you. I'll do it for free, if you like.
By
Dave, At
11:53 AM
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